Lets just pretend Tommy Smith doesn’t fall over whilst celebrating Allan Nielsen’s goal.
BSAD report:When else do I get to write a match report that can be as biased and as blinkered as I like, safe in the knowledge that there were no opposition fans present to offer conflicting witness statements?
Taken from 26 Aug 2002 Watford v Coventry City programme
Same programme issued as on 14th August 1982- Football League Trophy Group One, Watford 4 Orient 1
Taken from 27 Aug 1977 Watford v York City programme