Elton John’s Glasses was a play written by David Farr which was performed at the Palace Theatre in Watford between 30th May- 21st June 1997 and transferred to the West End when Brian Conley took over the lead role of Bill.

In the wake of football’s fashionable intellectualisation, it now seems to be dominating Britain’s cultural midfield.

London Theatre Guide review: The play concerns Bill, a Watford Football club supporter who has not recovered from his club’s defeat in the FA Cup final in 1984